I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”
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marvel movies that need to be made, stat.
Life-size amethyst and agate skull.
Bob is going to be insufferable.
Harry, I want an upgrade.
We’re not even going to discuss it first? Just “no”, just like that?
You owe me a new one anyway.
Human skulls are lighter to carry around, Bob. So, No.
The new, patented, Mary Berry Cake Baking Failure Rating System. Running from the ubiquitous 'It's a little bit dry', right through to the death-knell of shop-bought fondant, Mary has an expression for any baking malady.
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
My favorite thing is that he doesn’t telegraph it at all. He never tenses up, never flinches, just waits for the giant rat puppet being hurled through the air to take him down. Great performance.
lotr meme: ten scenes [5/10] → the lighting of the beacons
thE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
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"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".